Victoria's Secret 100 Ways Bra

I just saw an ad for Victoria's Secret. The requisite stunning girl (this one looks barely old enough to have a driver's license) clad in bra and panties, under words in huge type:

WEAR THIS BRA 100 WAYS!

My first thought was, Wow, this girl must be talented! I can only seem to arrange my breasts a few ways. How does she do it 100 ways?

Gee, maybe there's something wrong with me. After all, who knows more about breasts than Victoria's Secret, right? They know all about how to arrange them, move them in various directions, lift them up, squeeze them together to make a nice line, point them in the right direction. They really know how to make a pleasing arrangement for display.

So I thought I would try a few arrangements myself.

Up, together.
Down, together.
Out, together.
In, together.

Up, apart.
Down, apart.
Out, apart.
In, apart.

Then I ran out of ways because the rest of the ways I could think of just weren't that appealing.

"Sideways, separate" made me look like I couldn't decide which direction to go.
"Up one, down one" gave the impression I was checking one leg to see whether I had a run in my hose.
"Out one, in one" made me look like I was leaning in one direction.

"Mash together" wasn't very comfortable.
"Point together" made me look like one of those twin-submarined silhouettes from the 1950's.
"Mash one, Point one" just looked odd.

So I've come to the conclusion that either these Victoria's Secret models must be very talented and creative, or that is a very interesting bra.